Dreamworld Adventurer T-Shirts

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Hugh fans!"

Time Machine Collision

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Desert Island Fantasies

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Witch dice.

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Scary Face at Window

Chaironaut

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

Son of Alien.

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Small laughing space creatures.

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

Santa Claus

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.