Zen Zone Explorer Gifts

Keep off the grass...

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Showoff"

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Greek Crisis

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Saving Spain

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

Working from OM.

Core Business.

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"Honey, come quick! I think I just bought Greece on Ebay!"

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

"Mom?"

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Contagious.

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"Enigmas happen. Relax for goodness sake."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'