Zen Zone-diver Gifts

"The meaning of life is demonstrated by the futility of your fool's journey."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Showoff"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

Working from OM.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

Binary Meditation.

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Mom?"

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

"Enigmas happen. Relax for goodness sake."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'

Ignorance and Bliss