Zen Zone Zealot Gifts

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man showing in the rain.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Need an elevated state of mind too!

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga To-Do

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"You've been served."

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'