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"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Zumba

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Mad For It

Ill next Thursday

"5...4...3...2..."

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

'If elected I promise not to spend more than I tax.'

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Canadian Zoom

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

Dalai Lama