Zoom Zealot Gifts

"I'm about to get on a conference call, and I'm putting you on mute until it's over."

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"I have no weekend plans. I only exist within the context of this zoom call and when you hang up I will die."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Canadian Zoom

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"5...4...3...2..."

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Zumba

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Ill next Thursday

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"You're on mute."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

The New Business Power Suit

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"