Sporting Zealot Gifts

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Zumba

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"5...4...3...2..."

Ill next Thursday

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

Canadian Zoom

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'If elected I promise not to spend more than I tax.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

Dalai Lama

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

"I have no weekend plans. I only exist within the context of this zoom call and when you hang up I will die."

"Zhang, tell Larry and Denise that little anecdote about you experiencing an inner-stillness from understanding the unity of all existence."