Study Zealot Gifts

Exam panic.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Good luck with all the revision...

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Nervous Student

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"5...4...3...2..."

Ill next Thursday

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

Final Exams Tip

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

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