Study Zealot Mugs

Exam panic.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Good luck with all the revision...

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Nervous Student

Ill next Thursday

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

"5...4...3...2..."

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Final Exams Tip

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"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era