Zoo Zealot Gifts

'I can't go in THERE - you know I'm terrified of needles!'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Giraffe Selfie

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Jungle Stores.

"That's mine!"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Zumba

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Watering the garden in the rain.

"5...4...3...2..."

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

Ill next Thursday

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Giraffe and Gloves.

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'