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'I can't go in THERE - you know I'm terrified of needles!'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Giraffe Selfie

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Jungle Stores.

"That's mine!"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

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Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

Zumba

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"5...4...3...2..."

Watering the garden in the rain.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

Ill next Thursday

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Zoo ice cream stands

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

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