Zen Zealot Gifts

"Zhang, tell Larry and Denise that little anecdote about you experiencing an inner-stillness from understanding the unity of all existence."

Dalai Lama

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Man showing in the rain.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Unguided imagery

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"You've been served."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."