Zen Zealot Pillows

"Zhang, tell Larry and Denise that little anecdote about you experiencing an inner-stillness from understanding the unity of all existence."

Dalai Lama

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man showing in the rain.

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"I don't know what went wrong."

Yoga To-Do

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"You've been served."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'