Zesty Zealot Pillows

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Zumba

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Mad For It

Ill next Thursday

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"5...4...3...2..."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'If elected I promise not to spend more than I tax.'

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Canadian Zoom

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

Dalai Lama

"Zhang, tell Larry and Denise that little anecdote about you experiencing an inner-stillness from understanding the unity of all existence."

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"I have no weekend plans. I only exist within the context of this zoom call and when you hang up I will die."