Zeppelin Zealot Pillows

Washing Day on Board a Zeppelin

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Zumba

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Watering the garden in the rain.

Ill next Thursday

"5...4...3...2..."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'Oh, the amenity!'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

Canadian Zoom

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

'If elected I promise not to spend more than I tax.'

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"Zhang, tell Larry and Denise that little anecdote about you experiencing an inner-stillness from understanding the unity of all existence."