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"I'm about to get on a conference call, and I'm putting you on mute until it's over."

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"I have no weekend plans. I only exist within the context of this zoom call and when you hang up I will die."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

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"5...4...3...2..."

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Zumba

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Ill next Thursday

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

"You're on mute."

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

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'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

"Nothin' like Olympic athletes to remind us all that a year of sporadic Zoom workouts ain't quite the achievement we thought it was."

"And remember, team, working from home shouldn't be seen as an excuse for allowing standards to drop."

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'