Zoom Meeting Zealot Pillows

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

Covid and Restarting School

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"5...4...3...2..."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

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"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

Canadian Zoom

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"Working" from home

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"I have no weekend plans. I only exist within the context of this zoom call and when you hang up I will die."

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

"Zhang, tell Larry and Denise that little anecdote about you experiencing an inner-stillness from understanding the unity of all existence."

Dalai Lama

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'Looks like zombies and vampires are all the rage.'

Exam panic.

"Howdy, Boss! I put the laptop on a rotating platform so we can all take turns saying 'Hi'!"

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."