Christmas Zealot Pillows

'You can never have too many fairy lights!'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Reindeer

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"5...4...3...2..."

Ill next Thursday

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'If elected I promise not to spend more than I tax.'

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

Canadian Zoom

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'computer says no.....el!'

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

"I have no weekend plans. I only exist within the context of this zoom call and when you hang up I will die."

"Zhang, tell Larry and Denise that little anecdote about you experiencing an inner-stillness from understanding the unity of all existence."