Christmas Zealot Gifts

'You can never have too many fairy lights!'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Reindeer

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"5...4...3...2..."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Ill next Thursday

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Canadian Zoom

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'If elected I promise not to spend more than I tax.'

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

'computer says no.....el!'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

"I have no weekend plans. I only exist within the context of this zoom call and when you hang up I will die."

"Zhang, tell Larry and Denise that little anecdote about you experiencing an inner-stillness from understanding the unity of all existence."