Football Zealot Gifts

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'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Ill next Thursday

Watering the garden in the rain.

"5...4...3...2..."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

Canadian Zoom

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

'If elected I promise not to spend more than I tax.'

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"I have no weekend plans. I only exist within the context of this zoom call and when you hang up I will die."

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"Zhang, tell Larry and Denise that little anecdote about you experiencing an inner-stillness from understanding the unity of all existence."

Dalai Lama

"The sun is in the third house."

"Your moon is squaring Saturn, so I can tell you're shy and withdrawn."