Zombie Zealot Gifts

'Looks like zombies and vampires are all the rage.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Zumba

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

Watering the garden in the rain.

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"5...4...3...2..."

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Ill next Thursday

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

'Please, pay attention.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Zombie Christmas

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!