Zombie Zealot Gifts

'Looks like zombies and vampires are all the rage.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Zumba

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Watering the garden in the rain.

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Ill next Thursday

"5...4...3...2..."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

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'Please, pay attention.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Zombie Christmas

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared can we cuddle? It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

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