Zodiac Zealots Gifts

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

"Never mind your astrological sign, what's your net worth?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Ill next Thursday

"5...4...3...2..."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

"So, what is your star sign?"

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

Year of the Rat

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'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

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"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'I'm a Pisces.'

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"It's my New Year!"

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"So tell me what's your sign?"