Cellphone Zealot Gifts

"I'm not into head games either - I'm into thumb games."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Ill next Thursday

"5...4...3...2..."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

The Eternal Question

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Man-mobile

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Heel.'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"Proper I.Q. required"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'