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"I'm not into head games either - I'm into thumb games."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"5...4...3...2..."

Ill next Thursday

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

Man-mobile

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'Heel.'

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"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

"Proper I.Q. required"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

'The first text on my new phone is from the manufacturer telling me the phone is already obsolete.'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."