Zeppelin Zealot Gifts

Washing Day on Board a Zeppelin

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Zumba

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Watering the garden in the rain.

Ill next Thursday

"5...4...3...2..."

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'Oh, the amenity!'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'If elected I promise not to spend more than I tax.'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

I can't decide if your recurring dream about the Hindenburg indicates a preoccupation with death or phallic symbols. I was hoping it just indicted a preoccupation with hydrogen-filled zeppelins.

Canadian Zoom

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)