Sporting Zealot Prints

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Zumba

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"5...4...3...2..."

Ill next Thursday

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

'If elected I promise not to spend more than I tax.'

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

Canadian Zoom

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

Dalai Lama

"Zhang, tell Larry and Denise that little anecdote about you experiencing an inner-stillness from understanding the unity of all existence."

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"