Zesty Adventurer Gifts

Todays feisty seniors

The Zoo.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Creative Baby.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Mad For It

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Bird sitting on a wing.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Sir, do not feed the animals!'

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

Sticking out tongue

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I told you to sip it!'

'Hey hey we're the monkeys!...Hey hey we're the lions!...'

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

Fly fishing.

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Flowchart of an idea.

Alcoholidays.

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Snakeboarding.

Hipster Yard

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

A woman knits from a globe.

Tandem cyclists

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"