Zen Adventurer Gifts

Zen and the Art of Skiing

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The Zoo.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man showing in the rain.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga To-Do

"You've been served."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."