Zealous Adventurer Gifts

"I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Shoot For The Moon

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Bird sitting on a wing.

Sticking out tongue

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

People of Courage

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'I told you to sip it!'

Palm Reading

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'Well, we made it.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

Alcoholidays.

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

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