Zen Explorer Gifts

"Mom?"

"Showoff"

'My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping.' 'Mine is to figure out how this smart card works.'

Waldo finds himself

"I've taken up meditation! - Well, it's better than sitting 'round all day doing nothing. . ."

Zen Master Huineng

A Cat's my Life Coach

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

Climber to guru: 'Where's the outrage?'

'So far, I've cleared my mind of everything except Angelina Jolie.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'I hate to tell you this, Dad, but Nirvana gives me the creeps!'

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

'Does your insurance company cover this type of consultation?'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

We reserve the right to refuse enlightenment to anyone.

Oh, that's Alayna - She's into extreme meditation.

No caption. (A man in climbing gear walks on a stair-stepper machine. Showing on a monitor in front of him is a Buddhist monk).

"Don't sit under the Bodhi Tree with anyone else but me."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Man showing in the rain.

Unguided imagery

'The sound of one hand clapping.'