Zen Seeker Gifts

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

A man ignores a cacophony and eats a sandwich.

"Are we there yet?"

"That's my survival kit. It has a meditation tape, aspirin and rose-coloured glasses."

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Buddhist holds a sign reading 'The End is Insight.'

The Teenage Mantra: You don't understand...

Most people meditate to seek inner peace, not revenge.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Let's skip the anesthetic. I study yoga so I think I can transcend-dental-medication.'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

At the world meditating championships

Meditation Class.

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

We'll now take a minute for silent meditation.

Fork in the trail.

"Can you be in the moment later?"

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

"You notice how these telephone pitches always come just when you're about to achieve satori?"

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

"They say practicing mindfulness can significantly reduce work-related stress."

'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'Hey - enlighten up!'

Yin and Yang fall out

Fear and Uncertainty

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

Working from OM