Zest Seeker Gifts

"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Overjumpers

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Muscles

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Man showing in the rain.

"We're exclusively delts."

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Unguided imagery

Bench Press Accident

Man fishing with large bait

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Fitness guru.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."