Zest Seeker T-Shirts

"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Overjumpers

Muscles

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man fishing with large bait

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Unguided imagery

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Man showing in the rain.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Fitness guru.'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

Exercise Bars

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."