Jest Seeker T-Shirts

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"I didn't spark joy."

The Three Wise Queens

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Muscles

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bench Press Accident

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Now that's a win."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"We're exclusively delts."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Arizona In Black