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"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Clown on bike.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Dead Funny

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

If you're happy and you know it...

Check zombies.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Office Meeting

Zombie pet tricks.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Dorothy and Toto

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Zombie Problems

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Monster Baseball

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Mad For It

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"