Zest Enthusiast Mugs

Zesting Lemon

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Clown on bike.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

If you're happy and you know it...

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

Office Meeting

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Dorothy and Toto

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Zombie Problems

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Mad For It

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'