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"Nothing happens next. This is it."

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

A man ignores a cacophony and eats a sandwich.

"Are we there yet?"

"That's my survival kit. It has a meditation tape, aspirin and rose-coloured glasses."

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

The Teenage Mantra: You don't understand...

Most people meditate to seek inner peace, not revenge.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Let's skip the anesthetic. I study yoga so I think I can transcend-dental-medication.'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

At the world meditating championships

Meditation Class.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

We'll now take a minute for silent meditation.

"Can you be in the moment later?"

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

Fork in the trail.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'

"You notice how these telephone pitches always come just when you're about to achieve satori?"

"They say practicing mindfulness can significantly reduce work-related stress."

Working from OM

Yin and Yang fall out

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

Fear and Uncertainty

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea