Suburban Zen Seeker T-Shirts

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"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man showing in the rain.

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Yoga To-Do

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"You've been served."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."