Suburban Aesthetic Seeker T-Shirts

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Single Family Home Sanctuary

Hedge Car

The Burbs

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

Office block moving to the suburbs.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

Suburban blues legends

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

"Ahh, the suburbs - security, peace, comfort - but I digress. You have a question on your Social Studies homework?"

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

Bus Stop.

Please stand by...for view.

"We're pretty wiped. In one day, we summitted Gucci, Fendi, Comme des Garcon, Louis Vuitton, and Century 21."

ahhh...peace and quiet...

Siren of suburbia

Dog looks at kennel and says to cat: 'I couldn't imagine getting by without my little place in the country.'

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg

Welcome to Parmesan Acres: A Grated Community.

'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.

Wardrobe Deficiency Area.

"You'd be amazed how quickly a boat like that pays for itself."

Invisible Dog

'I'd rather be in Barnes.'

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