Suburban Artist T-Shirts

Hedge Car

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

COVID Vaccine

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Suburban street.

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Autumn Leaves

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Street musician enterprises.

John Updike.

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Opium Den 2019

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

"We thought a soulless, desolate community would be good for the kids."

"Look lady, I told you before; anything over one-hundred pounds you gotta take to the dump yourself."

"You have the right to remain silent. . ."