Suburban Artist Pillows

Hedge Car

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

COVID Vaccine

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Suburban street.

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

Autumn Leaves

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

Street musician enterprises.

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

An artist waits to ambush an easel

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Opium Den 2019

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

"We thought a soulless, desolate community would be good for the kids."

Blind man does graffiti.

"You have the right to remain silent. . ."