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Suburban Artist Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the vibrant creativity of a suburban artist? Our collection features humorous and heartfelt items that showcase their talent and passion for transforming everyday surroundings into works of art. Whether they paint, draw, or craft, these products will inspire and delight every artistic soul in the suburbs.
"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."
A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.
"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."
America Off-line.
COVID Vaccine
It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.
"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"
"This next song is also about air-conditioning."
Suburban street.
'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'
Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.
'The Wall is Your Oyster.'
"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."
'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.
'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'
Autumn Leaves
Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.
'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'
An artist waits to ambush an easel
"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"
'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'
Street musician enterprises.
John Updike.
'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'
Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance
Opium Den 2019
That tom cat's spraying up the wall again
A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.
"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."
'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'
'And me fresh out of xanax.'
"We thought a soulless, desolate community would be good for the kids."
"Look lady, I told you before; anything over one-hundred pounds you gotta take to the dump yourself."
"You have the right to remain silent. . ."
Suburban Artist Gifts Collection
Suburban Artist Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for suburban artists and find the perfect coffee companion to fuel creative mornings.
Suburban Artist Pillows
Check out our pillows that bring artistic charm and comfort into the homes of suburban creators.
Suburban Artist Prints
Discover inspiring prints that capture the essence of suburban artistry and add a personal touch to any space.
Suburban Artist T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed for suburban artists—wear your passion and showcase your creative style every day.