Suburb Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't know why, but suddenly New Jersey looks very appealing."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Channelling on the Cheap

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Immigrating to the City

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Great Urban Sprawl

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

'His bark is worse than his bite.'

"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."