Suburb Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't know why, but suddenly New Jersey looks very appealing."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Channelling on the Cheap

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Immigrating to the City

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Great Urban Sprawl

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

'His bark is worse than his bite.'

"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."