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Channelling on the Cheap

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"We need rain."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Vampire on a plane

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

John Updike.

BIG HOOF

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

"There! I heard it again!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."