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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"We need rain."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Vampire on a plane

Romulus and Remus

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Suburban Legend

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

BIG HOOF

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."