Suburban Legend T-Shirts

Celebrate your neighborhood hero with a t-shirt that captures their legendary status. Bright, humorous, and meaningful—ideal for showing off local pride with a fun twist.

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'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!' mockup

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense' mockup

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

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"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?" mockup

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

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Another Bigfoot sighting...

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"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark" mockup

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

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"Walt Disney on ice."

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"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks." mockup

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

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'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...' mockup

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

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"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!" mockup

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

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"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced mockup

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

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On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island. mockup

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

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"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!" mockup

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

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The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big... mockup

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

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Channelling on the Cheap

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"The trees are laughing at us."

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"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public." mockup

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from." mockup

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

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It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are. mockup

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

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"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!" mockup

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

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Beware of the Lawn

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Suburban Legend

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Romulus and Remus

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Madison Avenue and Maple Street

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'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.' mockup

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

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"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes." mockup

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

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"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa." mockup

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

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Lawrence of Suburbia

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'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.' mockup

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

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"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification." mockup

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

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Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it. mockup

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

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Myths and Other Urban Legends

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Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

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'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.' mockup

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

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Suburban Legend T-Shirts Collection

Suburban Legend Mugs

Explore our range of mugs celebrating suburban legends—perfect for daily inspiration or a humorous gift that sparks stories.

Suburban Legend Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows celebrating suburban legends—ideal for cozy corners and storytelling decor.

Suburban Legend Prints

Decorate your home with prints that tell the story of your suburban legend—bright, playful, and full of local character.