Suburban Legend Prints

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Channelling on the Cheap

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Beware of the Lawn

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'