Suburban Aesthetic Seeker Gifts

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Hedge Car

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Single Family Home Sanctuary

The Burbs

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

Office block moving to the suburbs.

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

Suburban blues legends

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

"Ahh, the suburbs - security, peace, comfort - but I digress. You have a question on your Social Studies homework?"

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg

Please stand by...for view.

Bus Stop.

ahhh...peace and quiet...

"We're pretty wiped. In one day, we summitted Gucci, Fendi, Comme des Garcon, Louis Vuitton, and Century 21."

Joe Biden Voters Enthusiastically Embrace the Death of Hope and Change

Siren of suburbia

Dog looks at kennel and says to cat: 'I couldn't imagine getting by without my little place in the country.'

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

Welcome to Parmesan Acres: A Grated Community.

'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.

Wardrobe Deficiency Area.

"You'd be amazed how quickly a boat like that pays for itself."

'I'd rather be in Barnes.'

Invisible Dog