Suburban Irony Seeker Gifts

Welcome?

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Beware of the Lawn

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Suburban street.

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

Lex Ave Express

Messing Up My Metrics

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'Yes, I'm a temp. Why do you ask?'

Suburban blues legends

Opium Den 2019

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

"We thought a soulless, desolate community would be good for the kids."

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"Beware of everything."

(Used to be) END.

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"