Suburban Irony Seeker Mugs

Welcome?

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Beware of the Lawn

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Suburban street.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

Lex Ave Express

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Opium Den 2019

Suburban blues legends

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'Yes, I'm a temp. Why do you ask?'

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

"We thought a soulless, desolate community would be good for the kids."

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"Beware of everything."

(Used to be) END.

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

Igloo.